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No monkeys were harmed in the creation of this blog. However, two humans were injured. I got a paper cut (stings like hell!) while loading my printer, and my wife's feelings were hurt because I was too busy blogging to watch Two and a Half Men with her.We are both expected to recover. The important thing is that no animals were hurt because I don't want those PETA people coming after me!
With all of the war, religious intolerance, and violence in the world, perhaps someone should start a PETA for humans. We could let the monkeys run it, and call it METH. I would put it on speed dial.
A brilliant idea! I am going to run it by my friends. Monkey Bob's concise prose says in a few paragraphs what it takes other authors hundreds of pages to do. I anxiously look forward to his first book!
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