Monkey Hit His Head on a Tree Cartoon This presents the age old children's story about monkeys, skateboards, and sausages. Gosh, how many times did you hear that tale when you were a kid? I've lost count!
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Monkey Vs Robot Movie After a few viewings, you won't be able to get this song out of your head!
The movie creator is James Kochalka. He is also a cartoonist. To find out more about him, go to James Kochalka
Friday, October 27, 2006
Monday, October 23, 2006
The result is disturbing, but funny - in a "Tales From the Crypt" kind of way!Electronic Chimp Mates With Roomba
Don't try this at home, kids, unless your cats are sedated!
Sunday, October 22, 2006
At a press conference today, President Bush shocked the world by announcing that all US military personnel in Iraq would be replaced by monkeys by the end of 2006.
Mr. Bush explained his decision. "Well, we've been battling those Muslim gorillas over there . . . and they've been giving us a real hard time. I think it's time we fight fire with fire, or gorillas with gorillas!"
During the Q&A period that followed, Sam Chaffee of the New York Times asked "Muslim guerillas are human, while jungle gorillas are animals. What makes you think apes can overcome a rebel force that has avoided defeat by the most powerful military in the world?"
Mr. Bush seemed surprised by the question. He responded "Uh, let me get back to you on that.", then quickly left the briefing room.
Afterwards, a shaken Tony Snow, White House Spokesman, refused further comment, saying "This plan is highly sensitive and we don't want to reveal details to the enemy."
Later in the day, CNN correspondent Alice White interviewed Sheik Mabahl Zahari, rebel opposition leader in Iraq. When asked about Mr. Bush's comments, Zahari stated "We are not intimidated by President Bush's monkey menace! Allah is our King Kong, and he will protect us!"
Saturday, October 07, 2006
First of all, chimps don't usually wear genes, unless they are dressed up for a movie. Cheeta, the famous actor in Tarzan movies, once commented "I find blue genes to be quite confining. They are a tight fit, and this restricts the flow of creative energy when I am trying to get into the moment for a scene." In later movies, Cheeta had a stipulation in her contract that she would only wear "relaxed fit" pants.