Do You Feel Lucky? Well, Do Ya, . . Primate?

This is my first day as a blogger, so be gentle with me. Afterwards we'll smoke a cigarette and . . . talk.

I began this blog to share some of the wisdom that has been imparted to me by The Mother Ship.

I believe that all monkeys are created equal . . . except for the ones who are superior or inferior.

I also believe that to achieve true enlightenment, you must have overindulged in your youth. It gives you some perspective on the yin and yang of daily existence. A normal day doesn't seem so boring when you can remember nursing a godawful hangover.

Finally I believe that researchers will someday discover that if you eat enough chocolate, you will live forever, never suffer from erectile disfunction (if you are a man or shemale) and be lucky in love.

Farewell my monkey readers. Let's get together tomorrow and groom each other!

I wish you peace, good feelings, and chocolate!